are they so hard to please?

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!MEN are sooo hard to please!!!!!